Non-Jews are for practice
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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