Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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