he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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