I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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