i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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