She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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