let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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