Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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