I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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