Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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