Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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