its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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