But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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