Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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