my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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