The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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