mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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