She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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