and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My nipple is on Facebook.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i believe in u and ur pee
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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