real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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