even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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