That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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