What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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