theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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