More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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