I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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