We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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