HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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