i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize