Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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