And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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