hotel room ftw
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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