Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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