whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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