it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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