the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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