Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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