my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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