My pussy is not your playground.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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