You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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