Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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