i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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