the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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