Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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