would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better not be in your backpack
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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