You're completely useless in the revolution.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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