I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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