id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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