Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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