I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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